[Image: Illustration from ‘Santa’s Husband’ by Daniel Kibblesmith & A.P. Quach. Santa, a Black man with a grey beard and gray hair, lovingly smooches his smilinghusband, Mr.Claus, a white man who also has a gray hair and beard.]
For families doing the whole Santa Claus thing
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- We don’t lie (we don’t ever lie) about Santa existing, and we do dual-duty, explaining that anyone can be a Santa – someone who gives generously and anonymously without any expectation of reciprocation.
- But I do read books in which Santa exists. We don’t actively negate the Earthquakes’ theories about Santa, but I read the books as a skeptic, and Q usually takes the role of explaining to me why the story is plausible.
- By reading conflicting stories on who Santa is and where s/he comes from, the Earthquakes are challenged to think critically about which stories feel true to them, which sound suspicious, and understand that all stories have bits of truth, bias, and fallacy.
- These will be centered on a secular (no mention of organized religion/Christianity) northeast/midwest (snowy) US-based Christmas unless otherwise mentioned.
- Unless otherwise noted, Santa will be the mainstream depiction of male-presenting, white, fat, and old.
- This is a ridiculously frivolous thing to focus on right now, but I’m sorting my list to request our favorite Christmas books and hey, why not list them here while I’m at it. I have a soft spot for Santa origin stories.Or rather – there are sooooo many of them, we were bound to find a few good ones. It’s impossible to pick just one.
Quick & Messy Book List: CHOOSE YOUR SANTA
Santa is a confident, kind kid raised by body-positive, accepting parents: When Santa Was A Baby
The Earthquakes LOVED this. illustrations are cute and adorable, have a vintage Disney feel perfect for Xmas. Santa’s parents are accepting and happy with who he is.
Q particularly liked that he had a big booming voice even as a baby, (I read baby santa’s voice with a deep booming voice) he found it HILARIOUS. Some of the funny jokes, Q actually got at 5.5 – “What a lovely time Santa had opening his presents! He had an even lovelier time wrapping them up again and putting them in a sack.”
I particularly love that little santa feels like R2 – with the way he regifts everything and is super generous and portly. I love that his parents accept him as he is, even though he won’t wear blue pajamas, stands in front of the fridge all day, and is a weirdo. “When Santa became a teenager, he continued to be unusual. He knew his own mind. He didn’t always fit in with the crowd. But his parents thought he was wonderful.”
Ages 4+ body acceptance, misfits, silly, unconditional love, origin story
Santa is a gay Black man: Santa’s Husband
This is the cutest. Definitely a must-read every Christmas, although the lack of story makes it less appealing for younger kids (aim for 4+, or even 5+). Cute, goofy, funny, and even explains why white santa is so prevalent in mainstream media. Fun for adults to read. 2-star reviewer on Amazon pointed out it’s tokenizing – which, yes. It is. Because pretty much everyhing having to do with Santa is frivolous and shallow. So I’m keeping an ear out from the gay Black bear population, but I suspect tokenism in such a silly book isn’t going to big a big deal.
Santa is the black sheep of the family: Little Santa
Santa is a kid – loves living in the north pole and everything about it, but his family hates it. How he ended up meeting reindeer and elves and it’s a silly, cute story. The offbeat humor is very Agee-ish (one of Q’s favorite authors, but an acquired taste) 2+ santa origin story, pretty cute. We liked it from 3.5+
Santa is a complex human being: The Day Santa Stopped Believing In Harold – Atkinson
This is so perfect. And hilarious. Also adorable and even a little bit magic. The illustratons are PERFECT and Q laughs and laughs and laughs. We introduced this book at 5.5 before he started questioning Santa, but it seems to reinforce Santa more than bring up questions, and Q and I both love it. Additional keywords: perspective. age range: 4+
Santa’s (aspiring assistant) is a cat: Here comes santa cat – underwood
Ages 3.5+ one-sided conversation with a non-speaking cat (uses facial expressions/body language/posters). funny book, and reinforces our family’s understanding that anyone can be ‘a’ santa. But a mainstream santa shows up at the end. Kills the mystery, but the book is still pretty funny.
Santa is an elusive entrepreneur in a family business: Auntie Claus
I don’t see why Auntie Claus can’t just BE Santa. But whatever, she’s like second-in-command or whatever. There are a few in this series.
I love the first one, which is about selfless giving, when a spoiled little girl decides to give up all of her presents to save her brother on christmas and make sure he has them instead.Good for 4.5+, particularly older siblings who tend to be a little greedy. This lesson is AWESOME.
BUT the sequels SUCK. Not a giant fan of auntie claus and the key to christmas (NOT RECOMMENDED) first off, it’s confusing – she’s the main character’s aunt and santa’s one-and-only sister, but he’s also the kids uncle. So I guess maybe the kids are related on dad’s side? But I’m pretty sure I read that they were related on mom’s side. But also what is who and where with the Claus/Kringle name thing. I really need a family tree on the flyleaf or something. Maybe great-aunts? I dunno none of it makes any sense and how could it hurt for the kids to be the grandchildren of Santa? That would be so much more exciting and less distracting.
Also the story was a little boring, and confusing, chris kringle ends up working with the prunes and then is like NOPE and that’s the end of the story somehow. This one seems actively shitty compared to the first.
The other one, Auntie Claus: Home for the Holidays (NOT RECOMMENDED) was so bland/terrible I didn’t bother taking notes and have since forgotten it entirely.
Santa is real: Red ranger came calling
Depression isn’t the right word, since he snapped out of it so easily, but in this story, a grouchy little boy (the author’s father) meets Santa during a low-point in his career. This is for kids much older than 4, but at 4.5 the kids are willing to sit through it. the trick is to take it slow and do multiple readings, along with an explanation of what is going on during th story after reading each page. expect it to take 30+ minutes for younger kids. Since it ends with a surprise twist that reinforces the idea that Santa really does exist, it’s a ton of fun to read the night before Christmas, and we’ve made a habit of it each year.
Best for 5+, but worth skimming the text and tell a shorter version for 4. skepticism, magic, radical kindness.
Santa is (one of a bunch of) grouchy yule tomtes with hearts of gold: The Yule Tomte And The Little Rabbits
This is a longer book of tiny chapters, meant to be read one a day through December. Some mentions of Advent, and it centers around the event of St. Lucia Day. It’s adorable, lovely, funny, and heart-warming. R2 is willing to sit through it at 3.5, but they don’t really get the deeper levels and complex characters – such as being grouchy and saying ‘good riddance’ but missing someone underneath it – until around 5+.
It’s a headache, but usually we can manage to request these from the library in time for Christmas. If I had the money, this is the first one I’d purchase to keep. It’s so long we still haven’t managed to read it through without having to return it before the library due date.
Santa is basic white Santa, but modernized: Santa claus the world’s number one toy expert.
Fun illustrations- with santa’s colorful variety of shorts. this is for families who believe in a full-blown santa experience with checklists and toy organization and wrapping and keeping track of each kid. we don’t do that, but this book is still in our arsenal just because it’s so funny. i don’t claim it’s true, and we just read it as a silly fun book.
Santa is a Dinosaur: Tyrannoclaus
This is utter nonsense with no moral lesson, I just get a kick out of it and the illustrations are great.
We started reading this back when it was hard to find book with femme protagonists, so we still switch all the pronouns with ‘she/her.’ It’s become a family tradition. From toddlerhood onward, I taught the Earthquakes that santa was a femme T-Rex sporting a gorgeous flowing beard (both Earthquakes had a beard obsession around 18-24 months).
There’s a perfect level of drama for toddlers – Santa almost falls into an active volcano and her beard gets singed. This is a favorite from ages 18 months – 4 years. At 5, Q wanted something with a bit more story.
Santa is Japanese (and not very good at their job) – Presents Through The Window
Thanks to Sharyn R. for this recommendation!
Taro Gomi is a Japanese maker well-known for depicting darker-skinned characters to fight the stereotype that all East Asians are light-skinned, which I love. Gomi’s dark-skinned Japanese Santa rocks a hot-pink jump suit, which in itself would be cute.
But the best part about this particular story is that Santa is just kind of terrible at their job. The Earthquakes LOVE seeing adults who make mistakes – it helps them feel better about all the spilling/falling/mistakes of everyday kid life.
Santa peeks through windows, makes wrong assumptions about who lives there, and tosses in some presents that don’t really work for the inhabitants. The recipients deal – they share or make do and are happy with the gifts, using them in unique ways other than the way they were intended.
The downside is that this isn’t a board book, but it has page cutouts for the windows (which are prone to ripping). It would be perfect for toddlers and preschoolers if it was a durable board book. Also worth noting – Santa doesn’t use pronouns for themselves, but uses ‘he/him’ pronouns OR no pronouns at all for all the people they deliver to. Best for ages 1 (with a caveat for fragile pages) through 4, maybe worth a read or two for 5 & 6.
WARNING: NOT FOR NON-INDIGENOUS KIDS – Santa is Indigenous: native american night before christmas
Santa is based on the Christian Saint Nicholas
These are way out of my lane – I was raised lapsed Catholic (Saints are super nice/brave, but just regular people). But I came upon these while we were researching Christianity.
- The legend of saint nicholas – grun & ferri – great short, simple bio with little stories that are engaging but not too long about the life of St. nicholas. Not so much about Christmas and santa, but it does show him in a red suit with a sack over his shoulder at the very end. Doesn’t focus on the man so much as the myth (does a bunch of magic things). Most of these are fanciful and seem to mix him up with the stories of Jesus (he walks on water, magically multiplies food) Depending on perspective, this is either a fun way to connect the two, or sacrilege. This is way of my lane! Additional keywords: kindness, generosity. Ages 4+
- Saint Nicholas (tompert) & The legend of Saint Nicholas (demi) – both are fine, but I prefer the one by grun for engagement and illustrations the best. Can’t remember if this one is more realistic than grun’s mythical semi-nonsense version, so it might be less offensive for strict-to-scripture folks (there’s a word for this. it escapes me at the moment.) Both are bland and boring enough that I wouldn’t get them again.
- Dinosaur Christmas – pallotta. Thought this would be fun based on illustrations but it was actually kinda boring.no story, just santa talking about what it’s like to use different dinos to pull his sled (just jokes) 2.5+
Santa Rex – molly idle – cute but boring. ages 2+
Jeanette claus saves christmas – rees – this isn’t a femme santa. what a bait-and-switch title! language like ‘stupid’ and santa’s daughter gets animals and the reindeer are a-holes, super boring, skip it.
santa bruce- higgins – nope. bruce books are just not for us and never will be.
- Shmelf the hanukkah elf – wolfe – i want to put ALL THE BRAKES on this one. he discovers some kids are ‘good’ (YIKES, way to reinforce static false dichotomies) and not naughty, but don’t get gifts. Discovers that they are jewish and hanukkah is great. santa makes him the hanukkah elf who helps their dreidels spin and makes the mehorah grow brighter and whispers in the ears of parents what kids want for gifts. Oh gosh. Centering Hanukkah as some sort of accessory to Christmas is… not great. diverse elves in gender and race, but jewish families are all white, except for one black mom with white presenting kids. seems like a huge whitewashing of Hanukkah to help keep the myth of santa alive for christian kids but I am soooo uncomfortable with this. problematic and NOT for interfaith collection. tons of reviews confirming my suspicion, whitewashes and assimilates jewish holiday by trying to equate it with jewish christmas.
- Santa Calls – Bland and forgettable. Shame, I had high hopes for something like Joyce’s Sandman.
- santa’s secret – HAHAHA holy crap, don’t google that book title. Unless you’re into Santa-porn. In which case, go for it. Anyway. boring, not sure why this even exists. shows santa surfing during the summer. gives his board away at the end. i don’t want to read about santa in the summer, and i don’t want to read about summer at christmas. also the story was boring.
- The 12 Sleighs of Christmas – rinker – sleigh breaks, elves (only black and white) create building competition and designs bunch of innovative techology. santa’s favorite is just his sled fixed. meh. ‘d rather spend our time reading “if i built a car”